get to know me meme: 1/5 favorite female characters: ELLE WOODS
"If I’m going to be a partner in a law firm, I’m going to need a boyfriend who’s not such a bonehead."
im like a kitten, i need attention and i need to curl up next to you and i need you to pet me and tell me im cute
lolol crochet hook
Why can’t I get any hairdresser to make my hair this light.
Oh, so women can’t dress how they want because men can’t control their sexual urges? When dogs can’t control their sexual urges, we cut off their balls.
I think I’m onto something here.